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We here at THE CHURCH OF COLLABORATIVE SAINTS are no strangers to religious persecution.

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Received February 25th, 2008

Dear Webmaster of The Church Of Collaborative Saints

Hello, my name is Jason Coyne. I am the Supervisor of Security at Pacific Northwest College of Art (PNCA). Recently PNCA Security discovered numerous flyers promoting your organization in one of our student-only access facilities. As this facility contains many studio spaces, the pamphleteer who distributed these flyers left them in most, if not all, of the facility's studios. Since these flyers were distributed to some extent, if not entirely, in an anonymous manner PNCA is presently conducting investigations to discover if the pamphleteer actually occupies a studio in the facility at all; or if he or she was a guest accompanied by a PNCA student, who granted the pamphleteer access to the premises of our studio facility. If not, you should be aware that somebody who is publicly promoting your organization has trespassed on our premises. In any case, if you have any capacity to influence the distribution of flyers for your organization, I request that you instruct your distributers to discontinue solicitation of our campus overall, even those facilities permitting public access. The anonymous fashion by which the flyers in question were distributed have antagonized the PNCA's departmental operation of its facilities. If any further solicitations of your organization do continue on our premises, and especially if anonymously, PNCA will seek legal measures to address, and possibly penalize, such solicitations. Inasmuch that you have power to arrange your organization's distribution of flyers, please advise your agents and departments accordingly.

Thank You

Jason Coyne

PNCA Supervisor Of Security

DEAR JASON, YOU'RE A DICK. - ST. CAESY, ACTIVE CHURCH MEMBER AND PNCA STUDENT